This pirate only pretends to be friendly.
That's right - pure, cutlass-sharpening viciousness! Arrr!
The world's happiest whoopie cushion.
When Death plays Words With Friends.
The cheerful pirate, slaughterer of chickens
A bit of horror over Jersey girl
Thing 1 and Thing 2
Oh my. Surprises in the year ahead include a lot of produce.
My joke for the night: What do a pirate and a whoopie cushion have in common? They're both looking for booty!