

This pirate only pretends to be friendly.

That's right - pure, cutlass-sharpening viciousness! Arrr!

The world's happiest whoopie cushion.



When Death plays Words With Friends.

The cheerful pirate, slaughterer of chickens

A bit of horror over Jersey girl

Thing 1 and Thing 2


Oh my. Surprises in the year ahead include a lot of produce.

My joke for the night: What do a pirate and a whoopie cushion have in common? They're both looking for booty!

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